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Facial hair, part n
Okay, so I'm growing what I thought was an awesome type of facial hair. Full mustache, little stripe of hair running from my lip to my chin. In my head, I look like an old West guy, or at least I will once it grows the way I want it to. And once I get some old-timey clothing. Don't quite know how I'm going to address that one yet.

But then today, my lunchmate absolutely destroyed my self-confidence. She said that I should get a little black beret and a long cigarette holder, then go around snapping my fingers and saying "cool". That's right, she thinks I'm a beatnik.

Aaaagggghhhhhh!

Current Mood: CONCERNED!
Current Music: The Lemonheads - Black Gown

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tash32 From: [info]tash32 Date: November 20th, 2008 12:56 am (UTC) (Link)
My first reaction is to laugh hysterically. (The picture in my head was pretty funny!)

My second is to state that there is no way that a guy who wears as much plaid as you do, who is as much like tree (read: tall) can possibly resemble a beatnik. With or without the beret.
lindstrome From: [info]lindstrome Date: November 20th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC) (Link)
you need a striped suit or some sort of beige shirt and suspenders (I suggest man suspenders, not lady ones - but I ain't getting into your private life).

As for being a beatnik, perhaps you should start saying everything in that weird off-rhyme speaking poetry, like Mike Myers does in So I married An Axe-Murderer.
jabesmcgee From: [info]jabesmcgee Date: November 20th, 2008 01:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
the pink closet over by my place has some cosignment clothes you'll want.
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